Front panel of Miss Pickford's Pearl of Wisdom No. 5 greeting card

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      Miss Pickford is a woman of certain tastes and pearls of wisdom. You will find her gems and some other precious items here.
      A gift card that says sluts are people too.
      Gift card that says sluts are people, too in blue text.
      Sluts are people, too.
      $5.00
      A white heavyweight card with blue text, including a quote and a signature-like graphic on the bottom. A pen is also shown, suggesting the use of a signature stamp.
      A white heavyweight card with blue text, including a quote and a signature-like graphic on the bottom. A pen is also shown, suggesting the use of a signature stamp.
      Middle Finger Manners
      $5.50
      A white heavyweight paper card with blue printed text that reads: 'There is such a thing as too much patchouli. Trust me on this.
      A white heavyweight paper card with blue printed text that reads: 'There is such a thing as too much patchouli. Trust me on this.
      Patchouli Portions
      $5.50
      A gift card with the text: The world would be a better with a bit more glockenspiel.
      A gift card with the text: The world would be a better with a bit more glockenspiel.
      Glockenspiel Greeting Card
      $5.50
      A white greeting card with blue text, a black pen, and a yellow flower on the envelope, displaying a humorous message.
      A white greeting card with blue text, a black pen, and a yellow flower on the envelope, displaying a humorous message.
      Speaking Shyriiwook
      $5.00
      A gift card that says Sean Connery was, is, and always will be the best Bond.
      A gift card that says Sean Connery was, is, and always will be the best Bond.
      Sean Connery is THE Bond
      $5.00
      A gift card that has a pearly of wisdom, that says drenching yourself with body spray is neither acceptable nor effective as an alternative to actually showering.
      A gift card that has a pearly of wisdom, that says drenching yourself with body spray is neither acceptable nor effective as an alternative to actually showering.
      Body Spray Shower
      $5.50
      A white card with blue printed text that reads 'A cameltoe is not an acceptable accessory. Ever.
      A white card with blue printed text that reads 'A cameltoe is not an acceptable accessory. Ever.
      Cameltoe Accessory
      $5.50
      A white greeting card with blue text, featuring a playful yoga-themed phrase about the 'Downward Facing Dog' pose.
      A white greeting card with blue text, featuring a playful yoga-themed phrase about the 'Downward Facing Dog' pose.
      Gentlemen at Yoga
      $5.50